Lumpy, green, unpleasant looking thing

Currently for sale on eBay, this cheap 'n' nasty guitar looks like it's just been sneezed out of something's nose. It's that particular insipid shade of light green that suggests that it might be luminous. Surely, it'd be bad enough having such a vile-looking thing assaulting the optic nerves in daylight, without the bloody thing glowing in the dark too. Blimey, I mean, if I was to stick this thing away in some dark corner I'd want it to stay hidden.

Does anyone actually buy this crap, I wonder?